MendipCam and other silliness... 

I'm well aware that this page is decidedly dull looking. However, I rate somewhere below the average amoeba on graphic design talent and as for 'doing lunch' - I can barely manage beans on toast, let alone a dangerous avant-garde open sandwich in an oh-so-trendy wine bar, so I doubt this page will ever be nominated for best-of-anything. Still, when I get time I'll prettify it as best I can. Please bear with me...

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This site is maintained (pah!) by altman@cryton.demon.co.uk, who is actually Hugo Fiennes